Guest Columnist Bill Says...

Roo Award Winner Bill Gullo and I were just trading e-mails about the importance of the Super Bowl®, sponsored by, like, everybody (I know you've heard about this game), and what history will say about the soon-to-be 19-0 Patriots.

Bill says:

But really just sit an think about it for a minute, a football team that has won every game! When the heck will that happen again? Its going to be something no one should miss, it’ll be where were you when that happened type event. You’ll be telling your grandkids, ya I remember when a team in the greatest sport in the world, the NFL, went and won every game including the Superbowl. Where the team of destiny call the New England Patriots calmly drove the length of the field to win the game in a final 4th and goal with being tackled but getting the pass off, Tom Brady to a tip-toe catch by the outstretched arms of one Randy Moss. They’ll see the glint of happiness in your eye, and hurry to operate their retina controlled YouTube archive that has an embedded TV in their eyes and hyper wireless connections to the local super server station, to review the main event, that is the Superbowl of 2008. Do yourself a favor and don’t miss this historic event. Besides next year the coveted Brettius Favreius will return to keep the Packers competitive and in the hunt, well at least until the temp drops to zero. :) Print that.

Verbatim. Now Bill and I will both see if anyone's still reading.