By The Numbers

Sometimes I read the news and the weekly update just writes itself.

-Cost of upcoming bailout of Wall Street companies: $1 Trillion+.
-Extra amount Joe Mittnacht can put toward bailout by winning week three: $50
-Cost of Jerry Jones' new Texas Stadium: $1.2 Billion
-Number of Death Stars that can dock there: 2
-Days until the season premiere of The Office: 3
-First place Kelly's overall lead over the Sanderses after three weeks: 8
-Wins for first-year coach Tony Sparano of the Dolphins: 1

"Good t'ing we won. I'd hate to hafta do an intervention, you know, to da back of some official's head. Now get me Tom Brady's gooma."

Hope you enjoyed this brief foray into sports, sci-fi, pop culture, and high finance. Tune in next time as we mash-up quantum mechanics, Tony Kornheiser's non-sequiturs on MNF, and homemade carrot cake. Congratulations to Joe M for his hard-fought victory this week, and to all, have a great week.