Sunday was great. After the warm fuzzy of a kickin' Packer victory subsided, the attention of this household turned to that make-believe football stuff we do.
Kelly's not happy. After her white-knuckle trip home last night, she reminded me that her once-dominant overall lead has followed a Dow Jones-like trajectory over the last few weeks. She is now on the wrong end of a six point gap to the regular contenders (and perhaps skillful short-sellers) the Sanderseseses.
I'm not happy either. Those of you who play fantasy football know this truth. If your bench nearly outscores your starters, there are two possibilities. One is that yours is the strongest team in the league. If that is not the case, and it most definitely is not with me, then the other possibility is that it is time to take your unparalleled management skills to, say, maybe the Chrysler Corporation.

With this in mind, I swapped football for basketball last evening at the Bradley Center, where not only did Marquette defeat Chicago State, but the NCAA revealed its new pay-by-the-foul referee compensation system. The game concluded just in time for breakfast this morning, which may explain why this update is so late.
Last but not least: one guy who must be happy this week is Paul Seifert, of the Waukesha Seiferts, who held off Kristen Kaz and the aforementioned Team Sanders for the weekly jackpot. Congratulations to Paul. Your economic stimulus check from Smoove will be in the mail shortly.
Have a good week.
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