The NFL world was rocked by the news that Rick Tulloch has won Week 14, edging Pete Graber and Kelly Larum (never heard of her) by a mere point. Rick only got six of his fifteen minutes of fame, though, before the NFL was further rocked by the news that Vikings owner Zygi Wilf has a really bad mustache (this link best clicked from places other than work or the kids' room).
I mean, rolling a live video feed from a locker room full of sweaty guys who just played a football game. What could possibly go wrong?
Ah, it brings back fond memories of Super Bowls past, especially that one where Janet Jackson had really bad makeup.
Good times, good times.
So once again, congratulations to Rick, and for those of you in the Milwaukee area, we return you now to continuous coverage of the light sleet that is falling live from the Mega-Doppler 5000 Storm Watch Team Headquarters. That's right folks, it's getting really bad out there tonight so if you're driving down to the corner Walgreen's or whatever, be sure to pack a shovel, extra blankets, sand, salt, nutmeg, a flashlight, a reading light, a night light, and The Carpenters' Greatest Hits.
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