Week 3

I was sure the unexpected re-emergence of Dokken into pop culture last week foretold a Kirk Bell victory. He came close too, only two points behind, but along with Joe and Tim, he was held off by none other than Mrs. Commissioner, Kelly. Had a Swedish death metal band appeared in a commercial recently, then maybe I'd have predicted her win. Just kidding hon.

Going into the fourth weekend, the rookie Tim Mitchell (this happens all the time) is out front in the season-long race. As such, and per rule 1.77 sec A, Tim will be expected to produce a properly notarized birth certificate if he wishes to maintain his exalted position in the Friends of Smoove B football pool.

That's all for now.