Annual Swine Flu Edition

Congratulations to Kristin Kaczmarek this week, as she narrowly edged out Steve Krier for the weekly jackpot. The margin of victory here in the pool stands in stark contrast to the five or six silly-ass blowouts this past weekend. The Rams play at Detroit next weekend in the Toilet Bowl, with kickoff expected to instantly turn Ford Field into anti-matter.

Kristin will be interested to know that her last winnings in the Friends of Smoove B football pool came in October of 2006, back when we were all young and the world was new. If you ask how I know this, you clearly haven't seen me in my pocket protector. Anyway, great job Kmkaz.

It's only Tuesday, but people in my urban neighborhood are getting an early start on Halloween. Some guy dressed as Jay Cutler just tried crossing a busy street and got picked off. Ouch.

On a personal note, I'd like to send a love-o-gram out to all three AFC North teams that played last weekend on their accomplishments, or lack thereof. Keep up the good work, yo.

That is all for now. Please feel free to wash your hands as you exit this post, and have a great week.