Week 9...In Color!

Knowing full well the fact that the commissioner's two brothers finish 1-2 this week will not likely be well-received by the masses, allow me to humbly hang them both out to dry before I hand them your hard-earned cash.

(circa 1981)


Of course, they've grown considerably since that picture was shot, and have other stuff going on now, as evidenced by this publicity shot taken only last week.

In other news, Dan Franklin has had just about enough of this s***. I ran a few numbers tonight while the Ravens were putting on a show with their vaunted "insurance seminar-offense", and in doing so discovered that Dan owns the longest drought in the pool, his last money finish being 10/9/2005. Dan himself was probably aware of this already, because he is clearly up to something now.

Thanks to all Friends Of Smoove B who were able to join in the happy hour last Friday evening at Metro. After nine years, we have confirmation beyond any doubt that Marlene is indeed real and I'm just sorry that her introduction to the group involved Kirk swinging from a window swag yelling something about achieving oneness with his fantasy team this weekend. That's just a whole other story though.

Thanks for reading. We return you now to Chevy Truck Month. Blech.